hopefully witty musings

I hate when I think I’m gonna be this awesome blogger that makes people cry from laughter, and then I never write anything or I’m just not funny. Happens too often. That and, I’ll start a diary and write one entry and get insanely excited…then I never add to it. I feel like maybe this is a trend in my life…

I took iceskating lessons and I scraped my knee..so I quit.

I played soccer but I was scared of my coach..so I quit.

I took gymnastics, couldn’t do a cartwheel..so I quit.

I tried dance, but I’m awful…so I quit.

I try to clean my room…I quit everytime.

There are way too many examples. I feel like I need some kind of insane motivation to keep me going with something..like a threat or something of that sort. Maybe getting chased by something ferocious…although I’m not sure how running is gonna help anything. …point is, I’m going to try and write more. Even if no one reads it, it’ll feel good to keep something going I think.

Sidenote: Family Guy has been distracting me during this entire post…fantastic. “Hey Crashy, what are ya doin down there?”

I spent most of my night trying to unlock a character in mario party 8 on the wii. and didn’t do it. I’m ashamed and I feel as though I’m slightly pathetic BUT then again….I also feel as if I’m slightly awesome as hell.

I will beat this shit. to a pulp. someday.

p.s. I reread this and…it is pathetic. I’ll just go all out and admit it.

”I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them that no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and you saw them crying in their bed at night or singing to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street and even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think after seeing them at their most vulnerable you wouldn’t be able to help falling in love with them.”

(Source: incenses)